Saturday, 10th November 2007: Hopefully It Rained On Their Parade Too

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When I got to the shop around noon today there were three policemen sitting outside of Bau-Bau Cafe. All of them resting on yellow chairs, nicely laid out in one single row facing the balcony. They were all armed. One of them had what looked like a machine gun resting on his lap. One was attempting a nap, sitting up with eyes shaded in Ray-Bans, moments away from slumber.

They perked up when I passed by but there was no joy on their young faces. I think I may have startled them a bit. The inviting balcony, with its many chairs and huge canopy must have been the one place when they can stay out of their superiors gaze, with possibilities of having a cigarette or two and steal a few winks from an expectant day. A refuge for the shirking men in uniforms.

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Joe Kidd: What To Do When You “Demam”?

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So I was “demam” for the last two days. In fact today, it’s the third day, and I’m still suffering from sniffles, a bit of a headache and the intermittent nicotine-withdrawal (which I must admit, being occasionally fed with much regret).

However I do feel a bit better, and this is why I’m feeling quite fit and sane of mind; enough to get on the computer and update Ricecooker today with some comments here and there.

But how did I face the long boring sniffly, toilet-frequenting, jugs-of-water-drinking, profusely-sweaty days and nights?

Well, first of all, I was banned by the missus from using the computer, so for the first time (barring some holidays and the usual Streamyx-centric disconnections) I was off the net for more than 48 hours! Gasp!

Yup! 2 bloody days without the net. No emails. No mp3 downloads. This is not usual boss! No macsurfer.com. No malaysiakini.com.my. No ricecooker.kerbau.com. No working on websites. No MySQL databases, no PHP and err, no porn. No life basically.

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Joe Kidd: “Your band is not playing PUNK ROCK anymore, is it?”

About two weeks ago one guy turned up at the ricecooker shop, browsed through the stuff and finally stopped at my table asking me questions about my band. One of his many questions particularly brought me a sense of annoying déjà vu, it’s a question which has been put to my band ever since we came out with The Allure of Manure back in 1998.

“Your band is not playing PUNK ROCK anymore, is it?”

Hmmm. How do you answer that eh?

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UPDATED.. Joe Kidd: “Jangan Hisap Dada”: That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore - Part One and Two of Many

note: Early this morning, a cousin of mine died. He was just in his early 30s. This one’s for you, Adna.

“Jangan Hisap Dada”: That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
by Joe Kidd

Ya. Dulu, pertama kali aku dengar, aku gelak terbahak rabak. “Jangan hisap dada,” kata dia.

Klasik. Genius. Ianya seolah-olah si Menteri ni sorang pelawak bersifat “humor gelap” yang amat bernas. Sifat-sifatnya lengkap, cukup serba-serbi. Grim authoritarian tone? Check! Dry sexual connotation? Check! Horrendous toupee? Check!

Would I remember it if Samy Vellu had taken the time to learn the pronunciation proper? “Jangan Hisap Dadah”. Whooosh! Masuk telinga kanan, keluar telinga kiri.

It’s like the recent “Tak Nak!” anti-smoking campaign. Dia orang must have think it’s snappy, catchy, effektif; cukup afdal untuk dapat “kabel” menteri dan lesen free untuk main-main dengan berjuta-juta duit orang. Nope.

But it could have been different if it says, “Don Wan!” or “Don Wan One!”. Or “Tak Mboh!” for Terengganu or “Tok Say!” for Kelantan. Maybe a lengthy one such as “Doh Mung Ingat Aku Bodo?!!”. Or maybe a much punk rock one, like “Fuck Off!”.

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Bloodied blades, blazing guns & bombed gigs!

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Whatever Happened To Paul’s Place?
by Joe Kidd

It’s been almost a year since the much sensational tabloid-baiting New Year’s Kambing Hitam Raid at Paul’s Place. The most recent hoo-haa was when an ex-commando newbie cop tried to break-up a fight in the nearby parking space by shooting his gun up in the air and later aimed the smoking barrel at Paul Millot’s head!

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Artifacts: Two Old Flyers from 1994!

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Just now I found these two flyers, finely preserved in an old folder I’ve been keeping for years. Both are AGE (Alternative Garage Entertainment) gigs, organised by me at the old Picadilly Discotheque, Damansara Jaya in 1994.

To tell you the truth, prior to this discovery I didn’t have a single recollection of any one of them. I do remember organising gigs at the Picadilly in the mid-90s but how many gigs, when, what were the bands? I can’t recall. Hopefully I’ll find more such flyers and pictures and jolt them back into me brains.

see the bigger flyers:

Sunday, 28th August 1994: PurePopForNowPeople @ Picadilly Disco

Sunday, 2nd October 1994: The Extra Three Bucks Gig! @ Picadilly Disco

Blogs Blabs: More Noise Without Sound (Not Much Anyway)

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Blogs Kill Ricecooker. I imagine that’s the newspaper heading announcing the death of these very pages; in big black fonts. All the opinionated girls and guys who can write and I want them to write for my own selfish ends are now having their own blogs, so why should they send their words to ricecooker? Hell, I won’t!

And I have just hammered another nail in the coffin. I have just uploaded a blog I set-up, redesigned and tweaked for Rahmat Haron. If there’s anyone out there which I would go all out to help out and set a blog, it’s someone like Rahmat. Reading his rant every morning would do me good. All the Melayus out there should read more Rahmat, get angry and headbutt the walls of their own doing. I wish.

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KK Took My Baby Away!

Allo people, ricecooker may not be updated regularly from today till the 19th January as I’m going to Kota Kinabalu. Will try to do what I can when I’m there but, to state the obvious, i’m not gonna be spending too much time on the net. But I’ll check my mails and post anything important.

ok. stay free!

happy new year, everyone!

cheers,

Joe

Joe Kidd: Cut ’em out (ride ’em in), Ride ’em in (cut ’em out), Cut ’em out (ride ’em in), Rawhide!

This morning a busker + singer-songwriter friend of ours was finally released under bail after spending 3 nights and 2 days at a Polis lock-up. He was detained under the suspicion of being a drug-user. read more about the case here: Troubadours

Yeah, it’s the same old story when it comes to my circle of friends and their constant involuntary interactions with the “law”. It’s always based on the “suspicion” on getting high. Nothing else. Not murder, not rape, not robbery nor it’s because we were kickboxing in the streets. Nope. It’s always about dope.

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John Peel Day TODAY!

There are a lot of people I call as “HEROES” but the top two for me are both dead. One is buried in a small plot in Jerangau, Terengganu.

I’m looking forward to go and visit his grave this hari raya. It’s the only day where I would be heard reading the little Islamic prayers that I know while kneeling on a patch of wet ground.

He’s my father. The greatest person I’ve ever known. One person that have profoundly affected my whole life.

The other dead hero is John Peel.

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Joe Kidd: Getting drunk at gigs is fun, really?

drunkAh yes, getting drunk at gigs is always fun. I’ve been there all these years and still do when the occasion calls for it, but there’s a difference between being “slightly drunk” and being “dead drunk”.

I’m essentially a shy, introverted creature, as I’m sure many of us are, and yes you can deny it all you want but you know who you are. And one of the things which helped me to get out from that shell is to be “slightly tipsy”, and a couple of beers always helped. It takes away the jitters, opens up the elusive “i’m having fun and i don’t care” door and kicks away the terrible “stage-fright” curse (which after all these years I’ve never been able to shed but am still trying).

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Joe Kidd: Dot, dash, splish, splash…

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“Sekarang ni ha encik, nyawa ayam lagi mahal dari nyawa orang,”

– the quiet taxi driver who drove me from Seksyen 14, PJ last Monday

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Joe Kidd: Saturday, June 20th 1998

Saturday June 20 1998
by Joe Kidd

It has been quite uneventful. I woke up at about 10 and promptly feel asleep again after a good wee wee, and woke up again at eleven. From then on I sat up on bed reading this garage/proto-punk magazine (Ugly Things) for an hour, all the while thinking that I should go to Sg. Wang and send my mom some money. Malas though. Had breakie - coffee and a pre-packaged roti (with a sausage on top and chilli sauce). Read May’s Select and listen to this Leftfield crony Pressure Drop (Elusive album) and found it rather dull, except for track no. 12 which is an acoustic affair with a fair sermon on something interesting.

Thought about playing a bit of computer game (Screamer 2) but the PC doesn’t read the disc. Bored, I decided to write this down. Anyway, I-Lann and Khamal went off to Dungun yesterday and they are going to be there for at least two weeks. So I’m facing a very lonely period. Fendi and Fizzi didn’t even come back last night. Yesterday evening has a quite peculiar colour though. I stepped outside at about 7 pm and headed toward Sg. Wang. Outside of the house, there’s this weird orange hue in the sky and on the horizon (beyond all the skyscrapers) there were some dark blue sky. Orange and blue merged beautifully in some part and it stayed like there till dark, which is where I found myself in that busy mamak restaurant near Malibu. Had dinner and greatly troubled by the overzealous workers there. There’s too many of them there and they are all over eager to help. The controller would hover around your table and checked what you ate even when you’ve paid for it. Once I had my food and drinks carted off when I went to wash my hands! The price was a bit steep too. One nasi with ayam kari, one telur rebus and half a salty egg and a the-o ais and it cost me RM 6.50.

Went up to that graphic bookstore at Sg. Wang to buy some old The Wire but nobody was there. The door said open till 9.00pm and I was there at 8pm and the door was locked. Decided to check out the Berita Book Store instead as I saw from the outside that there’s a sale going on. Seems like they are closing down the place but most of the books are already gone. Got a MAC/PC Handbook for 60% discount and milled around.

One kid came up to me and he turned out to be that zine editor, aei or something who did Positive Thing Zine. He was lambasted by the downstairs gang for his PAPEGA t-shirt ages a go (PAPEGA was somewhat a wishy-washy homophobic non-crew). He has been quite apologetic about it all with the other guys but this is the first time I met him. He handed me a new zine he did (LOVELIFE) which features loads of stuff on love. And he’s in love. The girlfriend was there and it seems like they have been out and about in town for the last few hours, doing nothing but browse.

After that I went up to the Surf Net but it was closing up so I walked outside and sat the taxi railing watching three uniformed policemen harassing a kid across the street. That guy had to empty his pockets, get out of his shoes and generally questioned and searched like a criminal. They had to let the kid go after ten minutes. I felt sick to my stomach. Took a cab back home and the driver turned up to be one of those crabby, gangsterly ones (he wore this floppy beret, sweaty and fat). Instead of going straight heading for the old cinema he turned right while complaining that Bukit Ceylon is too near. I lost my temper and barely managed to contain it and have him going through the back alley to the old cinema> He relented, all the way telling me that the route is longer that the one he wanted to go through. Well, I kept quite and kept my cool. Just told where to turn. Coming up near the house his meter was already RM 2.50. That’s 50 sen more than usual. That meter is rigged for sure. I gave him his money without looking at the bastard and slammed the fuckin door. Fucking swine. I mean, if he would take me through “his own” route I think it’ll be more than that. So I better be on a look-out for this shithead.

At home last I sat around watching a good game between Nigeria and Bulgaria. Nigeria won 1-0 and they deserved it. Later I watched this lengthy and really sad western called Dead Man’s Walk on channel 2 with Keith Carradine, Jonny Lee Miller etc. Not totally useless but a bunch of Americans trying to kill a Mexican president were hauled in by an upright Mexican officer through the desert. Apaches ruled there and it was brutal. Etc. Went to sleep quite late last night, reading something.

End.

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